Killing those that you hate with a bitch pout!.

I want you all be honest with yourselves and with me and answer this question with the utmost truth… Have you ever thought about killing someone because you hated them so much!!??.

I for one have fantasized about blasting the top ten people in my HATE LIST with a Uzi smiling gleefully and looking über stylish “Tarantino style” and cleansing my bitch soul for another six months!!

If you had an itch you would use some cream to cure the itch so what is wrong with using extreme methods of eradication on those people who annoy you!?.

Well I see nothing is wrong with it as long as you can get away with it!!.

But No one is worth being put in prison and losing your freedom, so if there is a slightest chance that you would be caught then use the verbal assault method and acid bath the bastards with your breath/attitude!.

I can really annoy people and provoke ultimate reactions and not feel remorse and in the process hopefully leave them with blood pressure levels high enough to (fingers crossed) to cause them to have a heart attack!!

RESULT!!!

Madonna turns her back on her adopted son’s family!.

So today I learned that the bitch Madonna fails to support her new accessory (her adopted child) David’s family over in Malawi where his real mother Yohane Banda has given birth to a son Dingiswayo. The family continue to live in a mud hut and survive on £50 a year, which is a marked contrast to the lifestyle Madonna lavishes on David, dressing him in designer clothes and employing private tutors to educate him.

I don’t have an issue with this but I do have a problem with attitude that she has regarding David’s real family and the fact that she hasn’t extended her generosity to David’s real family! Whenever I see her ugly face trying to sing whatever crap song she is performing I always have the urge to expel my stomach contents and these latest revelations only add poison to the already upset stomach!!!

I am not a heartless bitch!

OK… quick update.

Washing machine dies ****URGH!****HOOVER blows up ****BANG**** then broadband crashes ****CRASH!**** and the neighbours stole my portable washing unit****BOTTOM FEEDERS****

[------------------------------------>LIFE SUCKS!<-------------------------------------]

At least for a moment but then the realisation that I do not live in any of the recent affected areas devastated by extreme freak weather conditions brings back to me the actual reality of my situation and I am thankful for all the little things in life and that I should not over emphasise materialistic objects!

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Naomi Campbell witch without a broomstick!

Apparently super bitch Naomi Campbell didnt like the fact that her luggage had been lost by BA airline, when she heard about this issue which she considered to be life threatening she flew into a rage and the police had to be called!. When the police arrived she continued her diva antics and spat in a police officers face and was promptly arrested!.

She was over heard to say that the specific piece of luggage contained certain essential fashion items need for a job she was hired for. Maybe the fashion police detonated her luggage because it contained eye corrosive materials which if worn and exposed to the public would cause severe mental distress!

The old bag just needs a slap from the reality boys and then given 100 years hard labour in a knicker factory. Lets face it all the drugs she takes must have blurred fashion world and reality and its no wonder she off the rails when no one will tell her the hard facts of life!

No amount of makeup, clothes or style advice can give you a personality or an

understanding of humanity!!.