30 minute date then…. your dumped!.

OK OK that’s it I give up!!!!… I had an on-line date tonight, getting together with a guy I had chatted with on manhunt, he wanted to see me on my web cam so we agreed to meet on MSN. I had forgot that my cam will not work with MSN on my macbook so when he asked for me to switch it on I had to tell him that I couldn’t, everything was fine till I said that the job he did was predominately heterosexual ( road maintenance) he became confused and then refused to communicate with me!…DATE OVER!.

That’s it I really do give up with being nice to people when all I get back is negative shit!!! I don’t deserve it and it all makes me wonder if there are any normal, down to earth and sane men out there!!? Maybe I should become evil and twisted and a bitch?… but why should I let these abnormal freaks change me into something that I hate in others…. I am going to laugh and forget it because when all is said and done I’m far more superior and thoughtful than these senseless individuals!.

XX PEACE XX

The war between a nun and a porn star.

WOW yesterday I finished wallpapering the living room and now its looking nice although the process made me very stressed because I have never done the job before!. All those windows and doors with turns and holes and trying to get the paper on the wall was a nightmare, imagine me covered in paper paste sweating my tits off and flapping around in a pair of flip flops!….it was a strange sight I can tell you. By the end my shoulders were tighter than a nuns crack, and my face redder than a porn stars arse!.

I as literally running around ALL day and then I cooked some food and afterwards I posted some QUICK FLASH CREATIONS on flickr which I must say look very good considering that they were produced with isight on my macbook and then thrown in photoshop for a flash edit!. I’m liking this idea of producing images because at the moment I have NO time at all with the maintence work on the house and I can produce images at a fast speed which fulfills my creative urges! and sometimes great art comes from really impulsive and intuitive working processes.

Kill all spammers NOW!

Another vicious devil week has passed by smothering me in life excrement and leaving me with a pooh stained body!. The start of last week began with someone hacking into my hotmail account and sending all my contacts spam spam pissing spam!… so embarrassing and paranoid inducing!. People like that in my opinion should be instantly killed with a knife up the bum!… leaving to bleed to death in a pool of their bastard spam blood!. I had hours of mental and emotional turmoil wondering if they had infected my lush hot black macbook with a virus or worse maybe they had accessed my bank account and where wanking themselves with excitement in Harvey Nicks or getting their ugly retard faces lifted and botoxed in Harley street!.

The next incident was maybe not so stressful because it concerned my wayward sister who invariably goes missing when another boyfriend for this month takes here away for a few days. My poor mum was phoning for days and days and could only leave messages on her voicemail . After 4 days my mum was crying down the phone to me and I was literally hours away from calling the police and claiming her a missing person!. I knew she would turn up eventually but my mother was extremely concerned, then my sister phoned her without a care in the world later in the day and said that the mobile my mum was calling was now in the trash and she was using a new number but why had she forgot to pass the number onto my mother!??……..
I am NOT surprised by this because my sister is self obsessed and selfish…. its all part of her genetic makeup to be so bloody stupid!.

I am so glad that these sorry episodes are over and are now part of history, so maybe some new exciting adventures are on the horizon…. like all these hot men who want to sleep with me and use me for their dirty sweaty ways mmmmm…now there’s a thought!.