I have an issue with my neighbours

This was previously posted on my myspace blog dated 13th March 2009 and the reason why I’m re-posting it here will become a little clearer at the end of this blog!.

 

My new neighbours , well at first I thought that they were going to be quiet and be no trouble at all, (unlike the previous occupants who were loud trailer trash and drunkards),they had survived the winter cocooned behind cheap plastic blinds and nasty woolly hats. 

so I was hoping that when the better weather arrived they would continue in this satisfyingly reclusive behaviour.But NO!!! what do they do!?, they suddenly become VISABLE!!! and actually try to speak to ME!, I kept thinking to myself (don’t try to get to know me because I really don’t like you ).

I would say this to their faces but I don’t want the drama, drama’s for fashion and gay bars and over stimulated homosexuals with botox infected faces!.So what I now do is use my face as anATTITUDE LAUNCHER, giving out harsh attitude and polluted pouts!

 

Update.  Well the occupants mentioned in the above  are at present packing up and moving into a caravan so they can travel around the country ( good for them and even better for me). The only problem now is that apparently the next occupants are a young couple bringing with them suspected dangers of noise and activity!!.

I know that I’m sounding like a moaning old queen but I just want someone living next door to me that …..

1. I could sleep with (gay)
2. I could connect with on a creative level (Artist)
3. I could bond with (gay/artist/porn star)

So there you go my list of requirement for a perfect future neighbour and what are the chances of that happening in the North West Countryside!!!!! 

Never mind a girl can dream!!!

Myspace friend needs medical help

The bank holiday started with me receiving an email from a myspace “friend” who I had been chatting with for maybe about a year and everything was fine up until about a month ago when I began to feel that I was only being use for tips on how to photoshop!. The email that I received was a reply from one that I had sent the previous day where I had said in a joking and playful way that maybe one day he would be as good as me in photoshop!

It was never meant to be taken seriously but because the person has addiction issues and he claims is bi-polar he completely took what I had said literally . He called me arrogant and self centered which is a joke considering all the advice i had given him…. I replied that seven years of art training at university I should be a little more accomplished than someone who at the time was a homeless alcoholic.

He now thinks he’s David Lachapelle because he has been snapping away for a year, this is what really pissed off because  I had to apply myself at art school  because at the time my father was being treated for cancer and the pressure of final show was tremendous, I feel that art saved my life and gave me a direction and I really put my heart and soul into the Degree course and to have someone who I have never met consider himself qualified to be on the same level as me artistically.

He is still extremely psychologically unstable individual and needs to think about where he is going in life because at the moment he is in a cul de sac with no where to go! I regret wasting my time and exposing my emotions with him but as with all things in life you learn from your mistakes, or at least you should.

Facebook.. what the ****!?

I have a myspace account which for the last 4 years has been a god send when things have either been really boring or I have need help and advice from someone, I have NOTHING bad to say about it!. As for facebook.. well I really dont understand it!?.

I have been a member for about 7 months now and up until this point I have only just dipped my little toe into it!. But the other I day I thought I would ask several people to be friends who were in one of my groups, well… you would have thought that I was asking for a kidney by the reaction from some of them!. One added me then realised that he didn’t know me personally and delete me within 3 hours!!!!… and I received messages from two others saying that they couldn’t place me and where did we meet!??.

what is the point of facebook if you only add the friends that you know personally because we have mobile phones and email accounts for keeping in touch with close friends and how are you to meet NEW friends when no one with add you??…. so many problems with facebook and NONE with myspace which is STILL the best social networking site on the internet!!.