Dolce & Gabbana – Fall Winter 2010/2011

 

 

 

Imagine my excitement when Dolce and Gabbana 2011 Winter collection was reviled,I wondered if they could equal the raw sexuality of their previous collection which if you read my blog you would know that I loved!

The D&G trademark sensuality and accentuate male sexuality is heightened almost to an intoxicating level, and using über cool model and former lover of Madonna Tony Ward and a stable of extremely sexy model including Christian Monzon, Enrique Palacios, Tyson Ballou, Evandro Soldati, and David Gandy this collection was a sure-fire success.

The main new trends inspired by this collection are: knitted sweaters, velvet pants, shiny suits, denim vest and jeans, navy striped suits, pea coats, leather jackets, washed up jeans, used looking shoes.

The new items that are added on in this collection are basic white shirts and black fitted suits with thin ties. Palette colours are numerals of distinctive black,creamy browns and dark Gray or navy blue.

My favourite pieces are slouchy knitwear and stylish flat caps worn with used looking boots . The feel of the collection is earthy Italian sexuality with a laid back attitude towards masculinity.

Dolce & Gabbana – Fall Winter 2010/2011 Full Show Part 1 – Menswear – High Quality

 

Dsquared2 collection S/S 2010

As ever the fashion faggots Dsquared have produced another interesting collection focusing on uber styling (their forte) and body accentuation!. The collection based on the great outdoors and drawing from their own vivid memories as boys going off to summer camp,consists of gilets, shorts,fisherman’s hats and strangely enough wellingtons!!.?.

There is not a great change from previous collections ,this is an extension on the subject of maleness and the presentation of sexuality to society. Where Dean and Dan succeed is in the details of the styling,the positioning of items on the body and use of colour.

But I can not help thinking that individually these items lose meaning and without the styling dsquared bring to the show, the fisherman’s hat remains just a fisherman’s hat!.

Also im sure that any self-respecting homosexual would be able to use high street brands like topman and Asos and style in the same manner that dsquared are able to do!.

Use what god gave you queer boys, use it!!!

Natural male sexuality D & G style

The major success of the collection by D & G lies within their clever use of muted colours and studded detail’s, I love the denim jeans with distressed detail’s and side embellishments which are also on jackets and shirts.

The collection evokes a simplified natural approached to male sexuality, not trying too hard and over emphasising or over styling the male body,but cleverly attaining an earthy maleness which conclusively evokes confidence with the male sexual form.

Where Dsquared tried too hard and failed , D & G effortless showcased their natural ability once again to visually present the male in a very sexual and natural way!.

D&G Dolce & Gabbana Spring Summer 2010 Menswear Full Show.

Hallucinating Fashionista.

I have survived the most serious airborne virus that I have ever been infected with and coming out the other side I feel a few pounds lighter and a little fatigued by pain. But the most astonishing thing were the visions and callings from a higher place which in turn gave me the internal energy to implement the journey that I was required to take.

In my fever there was a sound  (a humming) and a light  (throbbing) and as I turned my head I knew what was needed to be done.  I rolled off the sweat soaked sheets and dived into the murky marsh land filled with croaks and leaches and swam as fast as I could, till I reached the bank where the land leads up to the sacred place containing the holy macbook.

I log into ASOS and through my tear stained eyes the vision became more clear and the full impact of my mission realised A grey Buckler hoodie for £100 is a “must buy” for the Fall  —-> PROCEED TO CHECKOUT (Mission accomplished).

During the journey home I felt like my stomach was filled with the most exotic foods from all over the world and in my bed a glow  (throbbed) and was visible from uranus

After the parcel arrived and I tried the hoodie on I stared into the mirror but the only words which came to mind were , ” now where is the returns slip?, I look like a piece of shit!”.

A TRUE STORY

Naomi Campbell witch without a broomstick!

Apparently super bitch Naomi Campbell didnt like the fact that her luggage had been lost by BA airline, when she heard about this issue which she considered to be life threatening she flew into a rage and the police had to be called!. When the police arrived she continued her diva antics and spat in a police officers face and was promptly arrested!.

She was over heard to say that the specific piece of luggage contained certain essential fashion items need for a job she was hired for. Maybe the fashion police detonated her luggage because it contained eye corrosive materials which if worn and exposed to the public would cause severe mental distress!

The old bag just needs a slap from the reality boys and then given 100 years hard labour in a knicker factory. Lets face it all the drugs she takes must have blurred fashion world and reality and its no wonder she off the rails when no one will tell her the hard facts of life!

No amount of makeup, clothes or style advice can give you a personality or an

understanding of humanity!!.

Just when I thought that it was safe to open my eyes!

when I thought that things really couldn’t get worse I happen to stubble upon this laughable image from Instinct’s magazine online blog “Watercooler”. The offending item of clothing is by Prada and according to Ms. Prada….. “the collection was revenge on men for the social and sartorial contortions they impose on women.”. Bloody hell!!.. sweet revenge at that!.. the trousers even lack a fly!.. clearly not to be worn in Tesco’s then!.
The look on the models face says it all…. bet he’s thinking f**king
Prada bitch making me look like a t**t in front of all my mates,next she will want my balls!! Actually thinking about it, i’m with Miuccia Prada on this one, women have been fooled into thinking that to look sexy they should walk around in ridiculously high heels and wear breath stopping corsets, so Go Miuccia make more of these clothes for men and get them stocked in Top Man!!, they should sell out in seconds!!

Too hideous for my eyes!

Some people need more fashion advice than others because I just don’t know what this person was thinking when he decided to venture out in this hideous outfit! He’s less fashion victim more style retard!
I’m sorry the so called “man bags” or whatever they are called now ,may look relatively cool on the catwalk but in a social situation they look ridiculously queer in the extreme!. And why the hell is he wearing those shinny cardboard shorts with BLUE SOCKS and WHITE TRAINERS!??
I’m sorry mate dressed like that you just look like a right prick, which is a shame because you could look great with a little style advice!.
The picture is from AXM magazine and this months issue is packed full of excellent tips on how to look good and also contains an fabulous section on fashion, its one of the best gay magazines out at the moment!. ***FASHION DISASTER CHECK IT OUT!!!***

Censorship and my underwear.